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Inspired by Brexit and Donald Trump, Last Village on the Right is a delightfully tongue-in-cheek comedy-horror, following a group of American film makers on the way to the Cannes film market to sell a horror film, when they get lost and find themselves in a stunning small mountain town in the South of France, where a strange couple, Adolphi and his wife Kiki, seduce and murder tourists. Last Village on the Right will be a universally enjoyable, terrifyingly hilarious romp through the Pyrenees, which will have audiences rolling in the aisles.
一位物(wù )理(🔅)学家(jiā )用热力学(xué )定(🎁)律来描(miáo )述浪漫(màn )感(♑)情(🔈),但他的理论却被自己(🐆)(jǐ(🦋) )的爱情(qíng )生活所证(zhè(🙄)ng )伪。
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